Don’t forget to wipe!
Did you use soap?
Get out of the refrigerator right now!
The next person who farts with their armpit will have a consequence.
And that was just yesterday.
How about you? What do you have to say that you can't believe you're saying?
**edited to add -- I cannot believe I just said this: Can you move over? I can't see the TV! (Um, yeah. We're watching Sesame Street.)