Thursday, June 19, 2008

things I never thought I would say out loud

Don’t forget to wipe!

Did you use soap?

Get out of the refrigerator right now!

The next person who farts with their armpit will have a consequence.


And that was just yesterday.

How about you? What do you have to say that you can't believe you're saying?

**edited to add -- I cannot believe I just said this: Can you move over? I can't see the TV! (Um, yeah. We're watching Sesame Street.)

16 comments:

stacey @ happyarewe said...

It's only a cockroach!

(such is our new life in the South!)

Llama Momma said...

Stacey -- Seriously?? It's ONLY a cockroach? You win, girl...

ChosenRebel said...

The new "Erma" has been annointed and she's you!

Craver Vii said...

Better to say them, than be on the receiving end of one of those comments, though.

Anyway, I didn't start the armpit fart wars... I just finished them!

I need some coffee said...

My big football playing son was a knight in a play at school and got home late at night. The next morning He was eating cereal in the living room and I looked at him then at Mr. 23 degrees and said, "I can't believe I'm saying this but, can you pick up your tights from the middle of the living room floor?"
Then we all laughed.

Anonymous said...

If you're going to pick fuzz off your p***s, you're going to have to go to your room to do it. You cannot sit in the family room and do that.

(:-)

FrazzMom said...

Words that I have actually said...

"That's what happens if you hide scissors in your underwear- your p*nis gets poked!"

And the classic...

"Stop licking that dog's tongue!"

Anonymous said...

don't forget to wipe? how about don't forget to flush! and lift the lid! and wipe the seat - there are girls in the house!

spaghettipie said...

Tonight: "No, you may NOT put duct tape on the dog."

Kelsey said...

NO putting seeds in your sisters belly button and taping it there will not make her pregnant.

I will not suck your lollipop for you.

Do not hit the Thomas train with the baseball bat. Oh Dennis not through the window. Ouch.

You can not sell your babies that's illegal.

CanCan said...

"I said stop hitting your head against that!"

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Anonymous said...

Being said to a 5 year old - "Why on earth would you p--p behind a tree down the street? Why didn't you just come home? Did anyone see you?"

Llama Momma said...

Okay, great comments!! Keep 'em coming!! I can really relate to all of the p***s comments. Really. With three little boys, I've gotten quite an education...

My favorite? "You can only play with your own p***s, not your brother's!" :-0

wheretheboysare said...

Wow - mine is calm in comparison. I never thought I would actually say..."if I have to stop this car..."

Of course I had no idea what I would do if I actually did stop the car.

Liberty said...

*stop licking the milk jug!

*do you need to go potty? (every five minutes because my boys never let go of their tenders!)

Ellen said...

"Did you get all of the poop off the T.V.?" -- I hope I never have to say this one again!

"Stop showing me your p***s. That's completely inappropriate!"

"I don't care if you're having fun, stop letting your brother push you!"