You know your kids watch too much "Man versus Wild" when you lock yourself out of your car and they immediately start looking for crickets and firewood.
I locked my keys in the van at the park, and you would have thought we were stranded in the middle of nowhere.
"So, we have one granola bar and no keys," B. said. Quickly adding, "I call it!"
He's got a sense of humor, that boy.
The noisy boys got right to work searching for crickets to make the cricket stew. When Llama Papa showed up to rescue us, the preschooler ran into his arms and said, "YOU SAVED US!"
From the doom of a suburban park.
And cricket stew.