"Look! It's Franken-Jesus!" Llama Papa commenting on a preschooler's choice of using purple and green crayons on the picture of Jesus next to the empty tomb.
“What in the world do bunnies have to do with Easter?” – Twin B.
“You mean the house is free? Like mercy is free? We all need mercy, but God knows we can’t afford it, so He just gives it to us.” – Twin A. while watching “Extreme Makeover Home Edition.”
“More?” – Baby b. with his mouth full of jelly beans. (I know, ask me what the twins had in their Easter baskets at this age. Let me assure you, it wasn't candy. Everything is different with the third, isn't it?)